Slighty Feral Media: The Raccoon's Cabinet of Curiosities

SPECIES IDENTIFICATION: Diagnostic Criterion for Identification of the Drummer.  A comparative field study from metal to jazz.

FIELD NOTE// THE KAW TIKIS MAY BE SECRET AGENTS Surf music without an ocean. Preliminary evidence was insufficient.

FIELD NOTE// THE DRIFTER PHENOMENON THE OPENING OF THE VOID AND SUBSEQUENT DESCENT INTO THE ABYSS VIA DRIFTER, SEASON TO RISK, AND UNSANE AT RECORDBAR IN KANSAS CITY.

Mannequins for Friends at the Bottleneck More room. More bass. An increasingly credible theory about friends. FIELD NOTE  // The Mannequins Were Still Pointing the Way SUBJECT  // Expanding habitat requirements and the discovery of friends HABITAT  // The Bottleneck LOCATION  // Lawrence, Kansas DATE OBSERVED  // September 4, 2026 SPECIMENS OBSERVED  // Mannequins for Friends, The Absent, 12 Stones, and the humans gathered around the merch tables FIELD CONDITIONS  // Familiar noise. Encouraging costumes. Precarious scientific detachment. FIELD OBSERVATIONS AND PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE COLLECTED BY Laverna the Rockin’ Raccoon WRITTEN & PHOTOGRAPHED BY Alethea F. Mehdipour — Slightly Feral Media PUBLISHED BY My Midlife Crisis Creative Inc. THE MANNEQUIN TRAIL CONTINUES The last time the raccoon followed the mannequin trail, she ended up at Soundbite Social with a camera, a fruit snack attached to her shoe, and considerably more interest in Mannequin...

FIELD REPORT// HATEBREED AND THE FIRST PRESS PASS THE RACCOON ENTERS THE PIT WITH HER FIRST OFFICIAL PRESS PASS AT HATEBREED AT WAREHOUSE ON BROADWAY

FIELD NOTE// BETTYS IN THE MIST BETTYS IN THE MIST: A SLIGHTLY FERAL EXPEDITION INTO THE DEAD BETTYS’ NATURAL HABITAT.